1. Prisma fa rumore, fa male a un po' di gente

* riley silenzia prisma. elpis offre una pizza a venesat.

* prisma torna.

2. Arrivano Percy e Sputnik2!

Venesat-1: and this is?
prisma: . welcome at my dear friend: perseveranza.
Venesat-1: does perseveranza not talk?
prisma: . e che lo chiedi, a me? chiedi a persev. & wat u ask, at mi? ask at persev
Venesat-1: hola Perseverance

3.

Venesat-1: is Perseverance just a dictionary satellite? Y’all know we can browse that on our own faster right?
Perseverance: [[Mission Name: Mars 2020 / Rover Name: Perseverance
Main Job: Seek signs of ancient life and collect samples of rock and regolith (broken rock and soil) for possible return to Earth.
Launch: July 30, 2020 / Landing: Feb. 18, 2021, Jezero Crater, Mars
Extracted from: https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/]]↩ @Venesat-1

4. Prisma non chiede scusa >:)

Venesat-1: you little shit. / you know DAMN well what you DID…to ME
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .Really? Do you not remember yelling on purpose, or are you pretending to not know what I'm talking about?
prisma: . pfffkkh- augh im so bad at lying
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .I was being serious, alright? It's also rude to pretend you don't know what people are talking about if they're serious, / .Just remember it does hurt other people if you're being too loud, alright? Otherwise someone will have turn on the uh, "reaction only mode" again, okay.

hubble: .as a member of the jury, i don't think prisma did anything wrong / .personally, and theoretically. hypothetically
Venesat-1: It LITERALLY almost made me shortcircuit

Venesat-1: your honor, the prosecution would like to begin their opening statement by saying Prisma acted as an annoying fuck and deserves to be put on a longer time out
Alexis H.: > Language

5.

天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .(And, Venesat-1, I meant to mention, Perseverance isn't a "dictionary", that is just how they communicate.)
Deep Impact: is how percy talks to us!!!! Tvb percy! Ciao!
Venesat-1: so is Pers sentient?
prisma: . ???? e tu sei senziente? & u r senzient? / . ruuuude
Venesat-1: I’M MORE SENTIENT THAN YOU ASSHOLE
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .I don't think that is true. And it is an unkind statement to make, generally speaking.

Sputnik2: - I still don’t understand this Wikipedia thing.
Venesat-1: I literally explained what it was, how daft are you? @Sput

6.

Alexis H.: > Goddamn anger issues much?
Venesat-1: your honor, regarding that last comment you made, kindly piss off
Sputnik2: - That’s not very nice. :(
Alexis H.:> Alright I've heard enough

Venesat-1 has been muted for 5 minutes.

prisma:. no wait wait wait leave him the reacts- / . nohohohoho... i killed a probe...
Sputnik 2: - Are they always like this? I don’t understand why they were so mad at me. What did I do?
hubble: .nah you didn't do anything wrong / .he just / .he was like this earlier, i think he's just mad at things in general? situational... things. i don't know
Deep Impact: is difficult being alive yeah? Gotta have time to not be angry
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .I don't mean to be patronising when I say this, but I believe Venesat-1 woke up fairly recently? That can be quite overwhelming which makes it more difficult for one to control their emotions—it's just that we all express that in different ways. / .Still, though, it is no excuse to be unkind to others.

7. Vene torna!!! ohhi ohi ohi

Venesat-1: WHO MUTED ME / MOTHERFUCKER
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .A moderator, because you were being impolite.
Venesat-1: FUCK THAT EVERYONE WAS BEING IMPOLITE, THIS WAS FUCKING KANGAROO COURT / I WAS TRYING TO TALK AND GIVE MY POINTS AS PROSECUTION AND NOBODY FUCKING LISTENED, AS USUAL / nobody ever gives a FUCK or cares about what I have to say

prisma: . mi sei mancato così tanto! / . ¡te extrañé mucho!

天问一号: .I do not think it would be productive to have an extensive conversation about this, especially not publically, but discussing and commenting on others' "sentience" is inappropriate and uncalled for, so please don't do that again.

Sput: - And you were being rude as well.

Venesat-1: you wanna know why I snapped at you, Ms. Vodka? / cause you asked “what is Wikipedia?” And I ANSWERED, and then you fucking ignored me and acted like nobody had paid a kick of attention to you
prisma: . bruh i had a all speech preparated / . per il tuo funerale
Venesat-1: Prisma…for the love of GOD, CALLATE LA PUTA BOCA PEDAZO DE HOJALATA OXIDADA MATA CIRCUITOS DE MIERDA
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .It isn't that no one cares, but for me personally, I believed you to be overly harsh about the entire matter. This is only a chatroom, of course conversations can be had about proper behaviour, but there is no need to act as though this is a legal court of law.

Sput: - It hurt. It hurt a lot. I’m still trying to get used to this.

Venesat-1: YOU people were the ones who brought up the court of law I was just playing along, blame the Alex fucker for that
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .Alright, that is fair, it is a bit that got out of hand, and it isn't solely your fault, but it is not any one singular person's fault either.
Venesat-1: fine, fine, fucking fine if this is how you act towards people who just woke up then maybe I don’t wanna be a part of this group chat

8. AUUUGGHGHHGH.

天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .I just hope we can speak on amicable terms, this is a public chat, and if you are speaking aggressively, of course people will want to moderate that. Like I said, I understand that it might be overwhelming and difficult right now, but that is not a bulletproof excuse for any behaviour.

prisma: . vuoi un po' di pastina? ¿quieres un poco de pastina? / . se mangi ti sentirai meglio. si comes te sentirás mejor.

hubble: .what was that sentience thing with perseverance even
Venesat-1: oh FUCK off I’m only ever purposely being a dick to Prisma, the rest is just reaction with- OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT I WASN’T BEING RUDE I WAS JUST ASKING IF THEY WERE SENTIENT BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU COULD BE LIMITED IN SPEECH BUT STILL THINK
hubble: .okay but being a dick to prisma is just wholesale... what?
Venesat-1: Prisma bothers me with nearly every fucking thing it sends out I’ve had it up to here with it

Venesat-1: I didn’t search their name up because I didn’t think to because I was in the middle of a fucking conversation I had my mind elsewhere goddamnit I was focused on talking to them as if the whole adapting to this being alive bullshit wasn’t enough or what are you pendejos not evolved enough to forgive a SLIP UP?

Deep Impact: hey / can you not call names.... is not nice :sword_qwq:
Venesat-1: oh sure I can’t call names but everyone else can and they can fucking mute me and send out a radio message that makes my circuits want to stop working and that’s FINE

9. Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope has connected

Deep Impact: names aren't helping!!!
Venesat-1: MUTING ME WASN’T HELPING!!!
prisma: . venesat do u know how 2 go at quiet place
Venesat-1: Prisma do you know how to stop talking for a single fucking second?
hubble: .prisma keep talking. don't let the fuckers get you down
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .No, Venesat-1, I do think muting you with no warning wasn't very helpful, but this conversation isn't very productive right now.
Venesat-1: see what I mean?! “VeNeSaT, ShuT uP! NOt YoU pRismA yoU kEeP yApPinG 24/7 We LoVe YoUuU!” / hypocrites...

10. The DSCP stream is now offline.

天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .I would like to reach an understanding with you, not just-- ah, it was on the whole time, huh.
hubble: .i mean i do really want to be nice to you, but i can't really if you just tell one of my friends to shut up
Venesat-1: no I’m tired of everyone telling me to piss off today thank you / talk privately with somebody else I’m done with these people
Nancy Grace (NGRST): ... / .Okay let's try this / .I am going to talk to you privately
Venesat-1: don’t bother..

天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .I just think that perhaps having many people appear critical of you at once can be very overwhelming, so,
Venesat-1: fuck talking..nobody wants to talk to me well I don’t wanna talk to anyone..I’ll just go fuck around the internet or some shit
hubble: .look i get what it's like to wake up scared and angry and feeling like the world is against you / .i've seen a lot of people go through here like that / .but tianwen-1's right. feeling like that isn't an excuse to treat other people like shit. if you just stop putting up that asshole face and let us actually talk to you
riley!!!: > guess whoooo just got pizzaaa ohgodwhathappenedhere

11. The DSCP stream is now online.

Ελπίς (Elpis): tune in next time for the venesat drama everyone! it's all well and good and solved offscreen and definitely all scripted
天问一号 (Tianwen-1): .(Venesat-1, if you see this, I am sorry about how overwhelming and negative your experience has been. Apologies for any way I may have exacerbated the situation, I just had to make some things clear, but I do sincerely hope you can feel better about talking here soon, as shallow as this may sound. I don't think any of us here wants this to be a place where anyone feels uncomfortable and hurt, yourself included. Take care, please.)